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Fantastic Journey

2010-07-28T20:09:00.000-07:00

If you don't have enough money for a luxury car, you can try this style, but your insurance agency will decline your claim.

Lucky Man

2010-02-28T15:25:00.000-08:00

This is a fantastic news.
If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one.....

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Can you believe it? This guy wins US$181 million in the lottery last
Wednesday (24 February 2010) and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Talk about LUCK! Wow...

Note: Let's buy a lottery today.

Burger a la Bali

2010-01-25T23:48:00.001-08:00

Let's go to Bali, the last paradise on earth.
Bali is beautiful and fantastic for holiday, adventure, shopping, surfing, scuba diving, wedding, eating, praying and loving. Eat, Pray, Love.

You also can find the best burger in Bali island.

Let's go to Bali.

Image from BOG BOG Magazine, Bali.

House of Condoms

2010-01-10T01:19:00.000-08:00

Tour to Singapore is not completed without visiting a House of Condoms in Orchard Road. This is a very important house in the world. You can find much type of condoms such as flavour, size, and real information about how to use it, so you and your partner can earn a great pleasure and great satisfaction.

Tourist and Balinese

2009-11-15T05:55:00.000-08:00

Bali is a fantastic island in the world. Bali has always attracted million of tourists from around the world. Bali still kept their custom, culture and their way of life in a digital era, however several tourist from western world still think that Balinese are not capable to use sophisticated product such as digital camera. Actually, Bali is also a modern island. You can find wifi connection in many places. They use Internet for business and pleasure, so you will meet many Balinese using the latest digital camera and wearing their traditional dress at the same time. So, let’s go to Bali to enjoy a real paradise on earth.

Image from bog-bog magazine, Bali.

The Candidate

2009-11-04T01:51:00.000-08:00

If you are not happy with your president or head of state, you still have a great choice. I would like to introduce a new candidate for your future leader. He stateless, so he always ready to lead people in any country in the world. He has a fantastic capability to lead you, because his program in economy, democracy, health insurance, education plan, job opportunity, and happiness.

This is How We Do It In India

2009-08-26T03:01:00.000-07:00

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run to about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $200 for my team and $200 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S SECRET

2009-08-06T04:42:00.000-07:00

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE

In case you didn't already know this little tidbit of trivia, it might make you chuckle when you read it.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR

MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, 'THAT'S ONE
SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,' WERE
TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE
ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK
CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE
RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT
THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY STATEMENT MEANT, BUT
ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE
ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT
UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE
FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW
ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG
HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!

TRUE STORY

Two Presidents and a Beautiful Girl

2009-07-16T21:58:00.001-07:00

Barrack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarcozy is also human being like other normal people, so they are also happy to see a beautiful and sexy girl. It’s a normal situation for normal people, just like you and me.

Picture: Reuters.

Wanted a New Wife

2009-06-25T04:46:00.001-07:00

A fisherman looking for a new wife. If you are ready, you must help him to do a lot of work. Don't worry about money. He is a rich guy. You and him will be happy forever.

First Experience?

2009-06-15T23:43:00.001-07:00

Do you remember your "first time"?
Did you happy?

Great Advertisement

2009-06-11T21:27:00.001-07:00

Do you like this soft drink? Why?

Bad English

2009-05-29T16:44:00.001-07:00

Do you understand?
Bad English? Don't worry. This is a great sign.

New Banana in Hong Kong

2009-05-27T05:44:00.000-07:00

Please pay attention to this picture. Now, you can buy banana in special form, new colour, new taste, and not too expensive. You can discover this special banana in Hong Kong. Before you buy this new kind of fruit, please make sure you try it first with your health consultant and your financial consultant. Don't worry, this banana will available very soon in your country. Book now.

Special Car Wash

2009-05-12T17:16:00.000-07:00

Is your car dirty? Don't worry. Be Happy. Bring your car to a new and modern car wash facility in your town. Open 24 hours. Get a special discount and very special services. You can watch for FREE, also you can watch the process from LCD TV. Live show. Wow...

Negative Effect in Global Crisis

2009-04-19T05:13:00.000-07:00

This gentleman never trust any bank, so he keeps his money in his dresser. He also lost confidence in any financial institution, but he trusts his new and youngest wife to manage his money. Please don't make any bad plan to this gentleman.

Bad Example

2009-03-28T23:59:00.000-07:00

Please don't try this "one" with your children. This is very bad example. Parenting is not easy.

A New Titanic Movie

2009-03-09T02:49:00.000-07:00

Do you like a romantic movie?
Don't worry my friends. A major film studio in Hollywood and Baliwood will produce a new movie: Titanic, The Untold Story. The movie will be available in DVD, Blu-ray disc, MP4, and other format.

Good Humor Good Life

2009-03-05T03:17:00.000-08:00

Make yourself happy. Life is too short to worry. Your smile can make other people smile back to you. Let’s make other people also happy. Healthy life begins from your good habits. When we meet our friends, family or colleagues don’t forget to show your sense of humor.

A small joke or anecdote can break the ice. They will smile or laugh because of your funny story. So, you can make other people happy. If they're happy, your day will also become much happier. Laughter is free and the best medicine.

A New Sign

2009-02-01T04:11:00.000-08:00

We are live in digital era. We must change our attitude. If you go to public area you must know where to go when you need to fulfill your “special obligation”. Your city will own a new sign for public toilet, especially for men, because men are very often lose track when they looking for a toilet. So, take a closer look this new sign. Survey also showed that women very happy with this brand new sign. Why? I don’t know. Just ask them.Watch out people.

A new Hands free Technology

2009-01-29T03:21:00.000-08:00

Cellular Phone Company always creates a new technology in their product. You can buy a mobile phone equipped with 8.1 Mega Pixels digital camera, MP3 and MP4 player, Bluetooth, GPS, and other sophisticated facilities. Last but not least, you can talk using your cellular phone without sticking it to your ear or a mobile phone with hands free gadget, but before you really decide to buy a new cell phone make sure that you buy a real one, not like this one.

By the way, it's good for your unique collection.

Bad and Good Example

2009-01-26T04:47:00.000-08:00

Every couple in the world is very excited when they welcome their first child. A new responsibility to take care a new comer in their house becomes a “new job” as a parent. As a parent you not just give provide good foods, a beautiful room, toys, and love. A child is not your new toy. Your child is a person, just like you, but he or she also has their own personality. Because of that reason, you cannot treat your child with the same method to another child. Every kid is very unique. If your baby born normal, healthy mind and body you are very lucky. What they need is love and a good example day to day. Any children will imitate their parent behavior. Never show a bad example in front of your children. Don’t assume that your children are not memorizing your daily act such as the way you treat your spouse and other people around you.
Every child has their own idol. Their first idol is one of their parents. Don’t show something that can give bad influence to your child. There are a lot of guidance that you can read in magazine like Reader Digest, books, article in the Internet, movie, etc that can show you how to be a good parent and simple step about parenting for every couple and single parent. Parenting can be a difficult job, but still you can enjoy this responsibility.

Humor and a smart joke is a very good way that you can use when you give advice to your child. Discipline is very important in parenting, but you don’t have act like a sergeant in military academy when you try to implement a simple rule in your household. With your smile, love, care, and good attitude, respect to each other are a simple way in parenting. Become a good parent is not easy, but Parenting can be fun too.

PS: Don’t try these acts shown in the photos. It’s really bad.

Cellular Phone: New Model

2009-01-25T17:33:00.000-08:00

Amazing NEW Cellular Phone Model

Ready on January 2011

Book Now!!!!

Sample will be ready before December 2009

Are you ready? A new style for You!!!

Contact your Cellular Shop to book this unique model. Nokia, Sony Ericsson, Motorolla, Phillips, LG, Samsung, etc will launch this model. Full MP3 and MP4, Free GPS, video, and 3.5G plus bluetooth and 12.1 Mega Pixels camera. Wow...

Breaking News: Bush and Obama

2009-01-24T17:16:00.000-08:00

It’s really crazy news. We have new Heroes. USA presidential candidates: Barack Obama (A new USA President) with Joe Biden from the Democrat Party and John Mc Cain with Sarah Palin from the Republic Party are ready to take action in several movies. Major studio in Hollywood and Bollywood (India) are struggling to get a special right to make this new movie. After a long and exhausting debate, a lawyer from Indonesia succeeded to form a special agreement, so one studio from Hollywood and another one from Bollywood agreed to start a joint to shoot at least two or three movies.

Obama will perform in the movie with the working title: “From Zero to Hero” and “The Matrix Special Edition”. Keanu
Reeves rejected to join this movie without any specific reason, so Tukul (pronounces Too Cool) from Indonesia will act as Neo. John Mc Cain with Sarah Palin also acts in the same movie with a tentative title: “Wonder Heroes”. Many supporting actors from all five continents will join their movie.

George Bush also signed a contract with film producer from Iraq. They will start the shooting in Iraq, Afghanistan, Texas, Bali, Washington DC, and other exotic places in the world. Condolisa Rice also join this movie. Please take a closer look to this poster. Wow....

you wait for their movie? You can imagine how Barack Obama and John Mc Cain will act in the silver screen. You can see how Sarah Palin will give you her beautiful smile. The music and the sound track of their movie also incredible because Michael Jackson and David Foster agreed to arrange the music illustration. Rihanna and David Cook (the latest American Idol) will also sing in the movie together with Paul Potts from England (a winner of British Got Talent).

Well, if you don’t like to see their movie in theatre, you can wait until their movie gets ported to DVD or Blu-Ray, so you can watch their movie in your house with a new home theater system. The guys over at Hollywood are also planning to make HD and 3D versions for maximum enjoyment. For those who have LCD or Plasma TV with HD resolution at home, just wait until you can watch Obama stopping bullets – in 3D.

Wow… What great news in entertainment industry. We hope that we can download the soundtrack in the Internet for free. Is it possible?

Bush Online

2009-01-22T01:17:00.000-08:00

George Bush

Goodbye Mr. President. Welcome home again, your folks in Texas are happy to add you on their invitation list for barbeque next weekend. However, don’t forget to call them to make sure your comeback. Remember not to make your phone calls alone, because you always made a mistake. You always forget how to use the phone handset correctly. Why don’t you ask Obama for a special assistant? Barack Obama as a new president will probably give you a new cellular phone, so you can send SMS too.

The Untold Story

2009-01-20T18:00:00.000-08:00

Best Friends
Young George Bush & Saddam Husein

As we know, George Bush, the American president asked his army to attack and invade Iraq. We also believe that Saddam Hussein, former Iraqi President has met his end at the ropes. Bush attacked Iraq because he got fake reports that Iraq possessed many deadly weapons. After the war, we also got another report that the weapon never existed at all. Well, this history is very bad, but you must know the untold story.

A contemporary historian found some pictures in an old house in Texas, USA. The same pictures were also discovered in Baghdad, Iraq. The historians crosschecked the authenticity of those pictures. They used the latest tools and a brand new computer with sophisticated software and a special scanner to make sure that those pictures are original.

After a long examination and very complicated discussion, the historian decides that those pictures are original. They also mentioned that since George Bush and Saddam Hussein were still young, they were best friends.

Yes, as you can see, they were very happy in these pictures, but why they hated each other and made thousands of Iraqi people and American soldier die during the war, we do not know. The final report will open to public in 2010.

Having fun together (The Golden Years)

When they will meet again?

Natural Massage

2009-01-19T16:30:00.001-08:00

If you are tired and need a real massage to recover from fatigue, just visit this “Natural Massage”. You can find this excellent service in your city. You must make a call first before you go there. After the massage you will more fresh and ready to do anything.

OPEN 24 HOURS

Email Inventor?

2009-01-18T17:18:00.000-08:00

We are live in digital world. The numbers of Internet users are increasing every second. E-Mail users also increase every time, but do you know who invent the electronic mail (E-Mail)? The contemporary historian recently found new evidence about who invent and use and send E-Mail for the first time. Please take a closer look this picture as seen below:

Steve Job from Apple, Bill Gate from Microsoft, Intel, AMD, Linux and other king in IT industry will meet in a special conference in Bali to discuss about who invent and sent E-Mail for the first time in the world. They never knew the real man behind the E-Mail invention. So, you should grateful and thankful to Mr. EMAIL SUAREZ. Do you know him?

Let's start a joke

2009-01-16T23:58:00.000-08:00

What kind of jokes that can make you laugh? Is a cartoon in newspaper can make you smile?

A man with a sense of humor is a healthy man. An intelligent person can use his humor to make money. There a lot of success persons who can make money because they successful in entertainment world. Lucy Ball (Lucy Show), Charlie Chaplin, Bob Hope, Danny de Vito, etc are funny people who made a lot of money from their movie or on the stage.

In digital era another funny actors such as Robin Williams, Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean), Jim Carrey, etc also entertain us with their movie or TV series. You can find their movie on HD DVD, DVD or Blue-Ray format, so you can watch and learn how to create a joke.

In social event such as family gathering, wedding party, birth day party, a joke or a story with humor touch is very important to make those event happier. Without jokes the party will be dry. Can you imagine this situation?

Jokes or humor has many categories and related to the culture and local jokes, adult jokes, political jokes, racial jokes, black humor, etc. So, when you want to tell a funny story or a joke, please be aware to the situation and condition. Don’t make a joke about sex in the church, class room or in court of justice. They probably will laugh, but wait until you are out from that situation. Don’t make joke about racial or a joke that underestimate their ethnic, cultural or sensitive to religion.

You don’t have to be a clown to make your friend laugh. You can use other people jokes when you meet your friend or attend the party. You can make they smile because of your jokes. That’s enough. Take some time to read a magazine that contain with jokes or funny pictures. A funny cartoon or funny pictures can make people smile and laugh. You can show funny cartoon to your friends.

Sometimes we surprise when discover a funny picture, but the picture is very vulgar because contain with a nude woman and man. These kinds of pictures are forbidden in country such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Malaysia, Iran and other Islamic countries, but they can enjoy a nude picture from the Internet.

If you are really a funny person you can make money in movie industry. Find the information that you can attend an audition for TV show, movie or performance on the stage. As you can see, a presenter also adds some jokes to break the silence, so the audiences will relax during the presentation/show. You can add a small joke when you deliver a speech in formal event. Business presentation is not necessarily formal and cold. A small joke is very good to break the ice.

There are many formal leader or politician and business man use humor when they attend a formal occasion. All people surround feel that the leader also a human being like other people, so their speech or their presentation is not dry and cold. The audience will listen more patiently. So, you will achieve your goal because you add a little joke. More money will come? Yes, why not?