George Bush Goodbye Mr. President. Welcome home again, your folks in Texas are happy to add you on their invitation list for barbeque next weekend. However, don’t forget to call them to make sure your comeback. Remember not to make your phone calls alone, because you always made a mistake. You always forget how to use the phone handset correctly. Why don’t you ask Obama for a special assistant? Barack Obama as a new president will probably give you a new cellular phone, so you can send SMS too.