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 Sebelum heboh dengan peristiwa hukum dan politik yang terjadi di Mahkamah Konstitusi terkait aturan batas usia calon presiden dan calon wakil presiden, yang berujung diberhentikannya Anwar Usman sebagai Ketua Mahkamah Konstitusi, persaingan elektabilitas pasangan calon presiden sudah berlangsung cukup sengit.  Ganjar Pranowo, Gubernur Jawa Tengah, merupakan salah satu calon presiden terpopuler saat ini. Berdasarkan hasil survei Litbang Kompas pada bulan Agustus 2023, elektabilitas Ganjar mencapai 24,9 persen, unggul tipis dari Prabowo Subianto (24,6 persen) dan Anies Baswedan (12,7 persen).   Visi dan misi Ganjar untuk Indonesia di antaranya adalah:   Meningkatkan kesejahteraan rakyat, terutama di bidang ekonomi dan kesehatan Membangun sumber daya manusia yang unggul dan berdaya saing Mewujudkan Indonesia yang adil dan makmur Ganjar dikenal sebagai sosok yang merakyat dan dekat dengan masyarakat. Ia juga memiliki pengalaman memimpin di tingkat provinsi sel...

Yuk tertawa sejenak mumpung lagi stay at home. Siapa tahu bisa ngakak sembari working from home. Minimal bisa tersenyum lah. Lumayan untuk melepas stres tanpa harus menunggu Mongol Stres atau Cak Lontong tampil di panggung stand up comedy.  Kisah Seekor Katak yang Mendatangi Peramal Seekor katak suatu hari yang cerah menemui seorang peramal untuk mengetahui apakah dia beruntung dalam urusan asmara atau tidak. Peramal yang berjenggot Panjang itu lalu   membaca telapak tangan si katak dan berkata, “Aku mempunyai kabar buruk dan kabar baik.   Kamu ingin mendengar yang mana terlebih dahulu?” Ternyata Si katak ingin mendengat kabar baik terlebih dulu. Peramal pun berujar, “Kamu akan bertemu seorang gadis cantik. Dia akan tertarik padamu dan ingin mengetahui segala sesuatu tentang dirimu. Gadis cantic itu ingin kamu untuk terbuka padanya dan memberikan hatimu padanya.” Si Katak menyambut dengan gembira “Wah, itu hebat!” Lalu dia bertanya lagi kepada si permal, “Nah, a...

Pada 9 April 2020 yang lalu, Gubernur Jakarta Anies Baswedan kepada Abdullah Gymnastiar yang ngetop dengan panggilan Aa Gym mengatakan via Zoom, video conference yang lagi ngetrend ini, bahwa sekitar  1,25 juta keluarga di Jakarta bakal menerima paket berisi kebutuhan pokok selama sepekan sekali.  Dialog Anies dengan Aa Gym di Zoom (suara.com)

Warning. Image: tes.com You might be difficult to get out of the lure of new gadgets such as smartphones, laptops, tablets, games, or social media networks such as twitter, facebook, path, pinterest or instagrams and so on.  A real social activities such as gathering the family, meet old friends, more attention to your spouse, perhaps like oblivion of memory and your heart. You have been very dependent on virtual communications, so you encounter physically diminished. This is very dangerous for your social life, can even harm your health. Make sure you for this weekend for you to part temporarily with all the gadgets and technology that has ensnared you over the years.  Are you ready? You must have the courage to do so.

Bald is sexy. Image: BBM Group Having a balding hair not dream of women, especially men. However, destiny become bald is inevitable. That's why there are many medicine manufacturers and shampoo factory are always launched baldness prevention products. As you can see in this photo (sent via BlackBerry Messenger Group), visible massive baldness in these men's hair. Is it true that because of genetic factors that cause hair loss or is there another reason? Perhaps you know better. Do you believe that bald is sexy?

Every tribe and nation must have customs and manners in social life, politics, business and everyday life. In Asia, for example in Japan, when you will enter someone's house, you are "obliged" to take off your shoes or footwear. As you see in this photo, there is a unique view. I got this from a friend via BlackBerry Messenger (BBM).  As you seen in this photo, do you think the way to enter the ATM booth needs to be replicated in your country? Perhaps you should consider for the sake of cleanliness of public spaces.  It's important to have good manners no matter where you are, even at the ATM booth.

Multi-purpose handbag . Image: BBMGroup In this digital age, you can get a lot of multi-functional products, for example, you do not need to bring a digital camera, which is heavy and bulky when you are traveling. Now you can just bring a latest smartphone, which has been equipped with sensors and cameras with high resolution. Therefore, this sexy woman was carrying a versatile handbag, and certainly very useful when there is an urgent need, anytime and anywhere. 

Sensual fruit. Image: BBM group Nature is magic, we often marvel at the wonders around us. As you see in this photo, it turns jackfruit fruit looks like a passionate romance. Perhaps the beautiful scenery will inspire you to always be passionate in love relationships with your loved ones. A view that we encounter in life are often predispose a person to act, as well as when you see the shadow of sensuality in this photo. You do not have to look at sexy women, or manly man to imagine sensuality. Perhaps this section jackfruit that can give you the inspiration to warm up your love life. Do you agree?

Photographed with style selfie. Image: BBM Group Make photos with style selfie not only among teenagers, even the president and prime minister also likes to photograph selfie, like President Obama when he met British Prime Minister, David Cameron was also caught doing it.  Now selfie photo has been endemic among farmers in the village, as you can see in this photo. He was a farmer on a rumor in Bali are making selfie photos, probably will be shared to social media such as Facebook or Twitter. Camera technology in smartphones has made people become narcissistic, do you also have become infected by selfie?

Are you a big fan of Starbucks cafe? Now you need to compare the aroma and delicacy of black coffee or espresso and cappuccino from its competitors, Setarbak Kopi . These coffee stalls are known to exist in a town in Indonesia.  Until now I have not get information on where the location of this cafe. I am also very curious to sip a cup of black coffee or kopi luwak in the cafe. I get this photo from my friends who joined the group on my BlackBerry Messenger. If I've get full information, then I will provide the information to you, so we can hang out together while enjoying a cup of caramel coffee at Setarbak Kopi. 

Fantastic quotes on a car seat. Having a positive attitude is going to please others and will turn ourselves happy. You definitely prefer to be surrounded by people who are positive rather than detractors and those who would steal your dreams. Make sure you also do not say crap on others as you wish positive things from your friends.  Positive thinking is definitely better than negative thinking. Life is beautiful. Let's think positive. Don't worry, be happy. 

Reuse and stop global warming. Organic and non-organic waste and other toxic affluent have polluted the world. Effects of litter and waste are also resulted in global warming and environmental damage. If you want to participate in the global warming prevention programs, then you can do simple things, such as recycling or reusing garbage for different purposes. Look at this photo, someone has been implement recycling activities very well. You can also do a recycling business and make money from the green businesses.  Are you ready? Let’s join “Stop Global Warming” now.

Do you feel annoyed with everything attached to your self, and you do not want it? Now you do not have to worry because there is a specific product to solve your problem: "Bullshit Remover".  Now you do not need to get upset if you hear a lie, or false promise. You can get rid of easily.

Have you ever had a dream of becoming a playboy? It turns a playboy does not always have to be a handsome young man, rich, rock star, movie star, famous or have oil fields and business empire or expensive sports car. Look at this playboy; he's just a regular employee of a small company in Indonesia. He certainly has a charming personality, or perhaps he has been using perfume or cologne that has been strengthened with the human pheromone. Are you ready to compete with this playboy? I got the this picture in my group of friends in the BBM (BlackBerry Messenger).

The passengers in airplane are generally bring a smartphone or tablet PC. Before flying the passengers busy status update, make photos, send photos to the group BlackBerry, Facebook or Twitter. When the plane landed, they could not wait to turn on their smartphones. Look at this photo they are busy sending change of status, change profile picture, send sms, mms, send message, chat, and so on. Warning: Never turn on the mobile phones, smartphones and other electronic devices when you are on an airplane because it could endanger the flight.

Supporters of polygamy in Jakarta In some countries there is a permit for a polygamous marriage , even you can get 100 percent support from the women or wives as visible in this photo . Does anyone sad with polygamy ? Are you going to support polygamous marriage ?

If you are in line at the bank, post office or at the movies, usually you will stand with other people are lined up neatly. However, if the queue is long, then you will feel tired, your feet were sore. If you look at this photo, the Indonesian people are very creative and very smart, so they delegate their sandals and shoes for the queue. They also sat down with ease while daydreaming, reading text messages or playing games on their smartphone, tablet or gadgets. Perhaps the niceties with the person sitting next to, who knew there was a business opportunity with a lucrative profit. Be creative.

I like this. Yes our grandfather graduated from high school or college (university) without Google, YahooAnswere or Wikipedia and other online information. What about you? If you want to earn master degree without leaving your job and home, you can study online .  Use your laptop or your PC to maximize your talent and brain. If you graduated with a bachelor degree or a master degree, you can improve your career or your business, so more people will respect you in near future. 

Whether we can blame social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and others as the cause of people being drunk even mad because every day life in social media circles?  Without Twitter and Facebook they become dizzy, have difficulty sleeping and oblivious to people around them, but getting close to other people who are far away in other places. How about you?

Distress now attacking in various countries, especially in countries experiencing economic crisis and financial disaster. United States is close to the fiscal cliff. Unemployment was everywhere, not a lot of money that could be used shopping, especially for a vacation to exotic places . Is still nice if you do not bang your head against the wall.  Do not worry, there is a solution to making money. Get business information on the Internet so that you can make money, even you can become a millionaire. There must be a free business opportunity for you.